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slang term for procreation, derived from fuck....To make love furiously with the intent to reproduce.
female talking to friends: Joe fnucked the hell out of me
friends: You mean Fucked right
female: No fnucked...we're trying to get a bun in the oven
friends: Really?
female: Yeah and now I got a suprise for him. *holds up pregnancy test the says in bold letters POSITIVE!!!*
friends: DAMN That mother-fucker done fnucked you all up!
entire group: laugh like crazy.
friends: You mean Fucked right
female: No fnucked...we're trying to get a bun in the oven
friends: Really?
female: Yeah and now I got a suprise for him. *holds up pregnancy test the says in bold letters POSITIVE!!!*
friends: DAMN That mother-fucker done fnucked you all up!
entire group: laugh like crazy.
by Daniel October 19, 2004
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011