"The internet sucks"
"fnah. the internet is the most baller shit ever."

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

"Most ways of indirectly opening the PHP script would allow you to view it's contents. Maybe bofing the server would make it stop parsing, but don't take my word for it."

"Fnah."

(See bof, boff.)