Fuck My Mother Fucking Life.
Its reserved for reallllly awful things that might happen to you.
"Weren't you going to take a bath before we left?"
"Yeah, but I decided against it"
"Didn't you turn on the water?!"
"Oh fuck, I did! FMMFL!"
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Fuck My Mother Fucking Life. Used on special occasions, when you really fuck up or you just get fucked.
I've just got two speeding tickets, two parking tickets, fired from my job, kicked out of school, and arrested because my license plate didn't match my old registration. FMMFL!
by shit-holed August 30, 2010
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