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Fuck my life is bae

Most commonly used in place of fml or kms in sassy/salty manner.
Sometimes it can also be used more literally and mean "my life is great."

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Because your life belongs to you and only you, you should cherish it. If you don't like it then change it to something you would life. Just like ideal lovers, you and your life will be with you through thick and thin. You'll have your differences but you can always work it out with each other. That's why no matter what happens, your life is bae.
N(steps in dog poop): Aw fmlib

A(gf/bf cheats on you): fmlib

G(wins the lottery): fmlib

I(see someone more talented than you): fmlib
by freeLANcing June 19, 2016
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