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FML stands for f*** my life. It is also a website (fmylife.com) where people record horrible things that have happened to them. FMLers have really horrible F***ed up lives, and have probably recorded something on that website. Or they have said F*** my life several times.
Person #1: So I hear you got divorced.
Person #2: Yeah, she thought I was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. Now my kids hate me, and I live in a crappy apartment. F*** my life!
Person 1#: Wow you are turning into a real fmler!
Person #2: Yeah, she thought I was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. Now my kids hate me, and I live in a crappy apartment. F*** my life!
Person 1#: Wow you are turning into a real fmler!
by Beckley April 12, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018