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get wasted in shoreditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, shag bird all night, keep on shagging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home
< andrewh> i think it stands for "get wasted in shoreditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, shag bird all night, keep on shagging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home"

<@tonyj> andrewh: if you looked up the definition of flurd in the dictionary that's what you'd find.
by jenzaa January 14, 2011
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
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A Flurd Is A Little Tiny Ball Of Toilet Paper That Gets Caught In Ur Butt Hair , During The Whipping Process.
Bro, I Spent All Day Picking The Flurds out of ny butt
by Dylan Ivan February 15, 2007
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an insult you make at someone who has drastically failed
Johnny died in fortnite. What a flurd.
by mikealiciouse March 07, 2018
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hey whats up, umm i think i have a problem......

what why do you say that
i pooped a four legged turd today!

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by heyy!!!!! March 26, 2010
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