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get wasted in shoreditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, shag bird all night, keep on shagging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home
< andrewh> i think it stands for "get wasted in shoreditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, shag bird all night, keep on shagging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home"

<@tonyj> andrewh: if you looked up the definition of flurd in the dictionary that's what you'd find.
by jenzaa January 14, 2011
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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A Flurd Is A Little Tiny Ball Of Toilet Paper That Gets Caught In Ur Butt Hair , During The Whipping Process.
Bro, I Spent All Day Picking The Flurds out of ny butt
by Dylan Ivan February 15, 2007
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an insult you make at someone who has drastically failed
Johnny died in fortnite. What a flurd.
by mikealiciouse March 07, 2018
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hey whats up, umm i think i have a problem......

what why do you say that
i pooped a four legged turd today!

flurd
by heyy!!!!! March 26, 2010
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