An unusually long penis associated with an inflamed shaft, but also entails having small testicles about the size of peas (this would be flumentitis). It is a painful disease that results in hospitalization and the victim is impitent for the remainder of his life.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

The viscous liquid consisting of feces, lube and semen which is evacuated from the anus at the conclusion of anal intercourse.