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a fluffless muffin is a sweet juicy shaved pussy, just right for eating with no bristles whatsoever, it can also be jelly donuted or jam donuted depending on your preference.
they also are great for making a Portuguese breakfast in.
paula just shaved her pussy fluffless muffin and now its really juicy and im going to eat it for a while.

then whip up a quick Portuguese breakfast by romantically jack hammering her
by ike randy June 12, 2010
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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