a fat guy with a very small penis. Has sweaty tits and can dance to salsa music. only wears orange and wears pink fuzzy slippers all year roung.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.