a terrible sickness where you feel like you shouldnt be able to walk, but somehow you can. everything on your body is achy, you get the WORST headache, a sore throat, a cough, a stuffy nose, a stomach ache, and you puke. And this lasts about a week.
by ihatehavingtheflu July 30, 2009
by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2007
by malice mam July 30, 2003
you wake up and eat what ever you want cause you know with in an hours time your gona puke it back up because you are sick with the flu
by heather2010 April 01, 2006
Heroin withdrawals. It feels like the flu + debilitating depression that lasts about a week. Any junkie will use the excuse that he had "the flu"
by slashbound straw September 06, 2010
by ycartrob December 22, 2004
teen1:yo niggah wat u doin this weekend?
teen2:im gettin tha FLU niggah!!
teen1:what?
teen2:rollin som exo's
teen1:oh cool can i come?
teen2:shure.
teen2:im gettin tha FLU niggah!!
teen1:what?
teen2:rollin som exo's
teen1:oh cool can i come?
teen2:shure.
by gandalf the DANK July 13, 2010