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1. Trimming or buzzing a bro's holy flow due to certain school, sport, or job requirements.

2. The complete opposite of letting a bro's flow rage.
Brantford Winstonworth: Bro, when I used to play football in high school, the coaches made me get a flowsectomy so I would look like a hard ass. Now I let the flow rage to get the nice lettuce during lax season. It looks so good when I cradle now.

Preston Chadwick: You gotta show me how to get the nice lettuce at the next bro circle.
by Trickmaster 3000 June 16, 2009
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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