Person #1: Hey, did you hear about that guy flowerpotting himself last night?
Person #2: Yeah, he told me it was quite painful.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"