A flower pot head (also spelt as flour pot head) is someone with not many brains, or someone who's head is full of nothing. A flower pot head can also be a blonde, an idiot or someone who is being stupid.
Mel: You are such a flower pot head, I cant believe you thought that Sydney was the capital of Australia!
by miss_princess February 24, 2009
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When your fucking a girl and shitting on a toilet simultaneously . Preferably with squirty dumplings.
"She refused to give me a blumpkin so i made a Tennessee flower pot
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The act of taking off a girl's panties in order to claim her sweet, sweet virginity.
Bro, you know that girl I met last week? She's totally down with me unwrapping the flower pot!
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(noun)(fm.)A drunken mess that overly exaggerates their sexuality, often in the form of "oops" pictures, that were really no accident.
That Tara Reid sure is a Flower Pot Panty. Oh man yeah!
by TTAY November 1, 2006
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A sexual act that involves eating a pizza from someones anus.
Having an Italian flower pot made pizza night much more interesting

My grandmother was confused when she found "Italian flower pot" in my homemade cook book
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blew over my flower pot or knocked over my flower pot means creamed my jeans
Oh, Rob, you just blew over my flower pot.
by WetPantsPeggy August 18, 2007
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A storage container (usually being a jar or an airtight box) containing Cannabis (Flower)
“You Dave get the Flower Pot so we can spark up
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