One who spends all waking moments on the weekend either drunk, high, or stoned. Will often be seen in bars, always carries a baggie, and constitutes a public nuisance.

see jetsam

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

(floating) things from a wrecked ship

Flotsam is a term used by year-round residents of Cape Cod MA to describe people who come up to the Cape only for the summer. It is said that on the Cape that "For every piece of real flotsam here we have 100 summer flotsams to equal that." It's a typical Natives vs. Anything-but-Natives arguement.

The post-coital, partially mollified, half-mast penis. Subject to flotsam jumpers and tankslaps.

an inability to have a erection for more than a period of 5 days,and without treatment a certain form of dick crust will appear