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floser = fucking+loser similar to fugly
what kinda floser likes goin to school??
by cutelittleangul February 22, 2005
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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F*cking Loser
That guy that just called me a B*tch is such a Fluser.
by Hannah W-G May 22, 2003
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A faggot who is also a loser. The intercourse of these two words results in a newborn Floser.
Girl 1: "Look at that floser, she's such a Cassie."
Girl 2: "Don't you mean look at Cassie, she's such a floser?"
Girl 1: "I don't give a fuck, they're both the same to meh."
by anonymousandsexy December 19, 2011
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Fucking+Loser= Floser
Jon: Look at that Fuck living with his mom


Tim: Yup


Jon: He's such a looser


Tim: Ya, he such a floser


Jon: WTF!!!


Tim: It is a combined word that Harry made, it means *uckingloser


Jon: Omg He must be so cool, if he was a girl I would so make out with him.
by Harris A. September 09, 2008
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someone who purposefully flunks there classes just to look cool to other people
John was such a floser when he failed english even though he usually gets striaght a's just because whatshername thought he was to perfect
by "emo lezbo" March 15, 2005
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