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A (typically nerdy) attempt at flirting.
If I was an electron, you'd be named Fluorine, because you're extremely attractive. #flort
by Perry Fungus December 24, 2013
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A flort is a friendly, unintentional or low-key kind of flirt. It is used to sexually frustrate or is just not purposeful. If you are at a party with strangers and don't particularly like any of them, you might flort with a few just for fun or without even knowing it. A flort can also be a one-way flirt. One person detects it while the other does not.
Ellie: Hey, we should flirt with the guys tomorrow.
Marina: I wouldn't want them to get the wrong signals.
Chloe: Let's flort, then.
by Notyouraverageflorter December 13, 2016
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Created when the word "chode" was banned from AP Gov class. Is a vagina that is wider than it is long.
Man that girl can fit three cocks across in her gaping wide flort.
by Can't be held down May 02, 2004
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