The unique ability of certain women gifted with powerful Kegel (pussy) muscles to suck bath water into their vaginal vault and squirt it out in a fountain-like manner.
I watched this one ole girl do a fountain of Florence.She squirted from the tub into the toilet.....a distance of four feet.
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
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A dirty Florence is a bitch that will suck any one off and sends nudes to about 70 or over people if you are a dirty Florence then just calm it or get a life
I walked in the street and got sucked off bully a dirty Florence
by Dirty Florence 112233 May 25, 2020
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Also known as "Flotown".

Florence, Alabama is a small city in northern Alabama and is the county seat of Lauderdale County. It is host to Florence High, who have some pretty bitchin' athletics and an amazing theater department, and also the University of North Alabama who have the same. There are plenty of private Christian schools to choose from if public schooling sounds a little rough.

There are a ton of museums and Frank Lloyd Wright has a house here. No one cares about any of that, though. Most people only go to eat at the amazing, relatively unknown restaurants and go shopping.

Notable sights include Rivertown Coffee, Crocodile Eds, Wal-Mart, Deibert Park, Ricebox, Wok n Roll, the Mall, UNA, Shoals Theater, the Smokehouse, and generally just the whole downtown area.

Also a mecca for those too lazy to shell out gas money to go to Huntsville.
"Hey, let's go to Florence!"
"Florence, Italy?"
"No... Florence, Alabama... Dumbass."

"Let's go to Huntsville!"
"I need gas money..."
"Let's go to Florence!"
by deerrrrrr December 30, 2009
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This commonly happens when you have anal sex with a woman over age 80. To have anal sex with a true Granny one must remove her adult Diaper. The Diaper will be typically soiled. Without cleaning the rectum,instead using the fecal matter as lube. The partner inserts his erect penis directly in the asshole of said granny. The result is a soupy brown liquid that runs from the granny's ass, the smell is said to be putrid.
Florence comes from television personality Florence Henderson, who is rumored to wear a diaper and gives Filty Florence's to many of the men at her Nursing Home. The rumor can not be comfirmed or denied.
Q. I heard that you like to fuck Old Ladies?
A. There is nothing better than Corn Blasting a Granny, the Filthy Florence smells terrible but turns ne on.

I was mopping the floors at the Old Age home last night and old granny Jones gave me a Filty Florence. It was so nasty that I puicked in her diaper.
by Granny Gromann June 03, 2010
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Maria-Florence is a wonderful woman. She has a great sense of humor and an amazing cat. Will gladly watch the office with you. Is a cool wife. Already married to Marcus Wilby though. Is a great public for padre jokes. She's the definition of swag.😎🕺
Guy 1: Wow this person is a wonderful woman. She has a great sense of humor and an amazing cat. Will gladly watch the office with you. Is a cool wife. Already married to Marcus Wilby though. Is a great public for padre jokes. She's the definition of swag.

Guy 2: Wow! She must be a Maria-Florence😃
by swaggybleep January 07, 2021
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The ACTUAL name of the band others often call "Florence AND the Machine"
Mike: Hey, did you see Florence and the Machine last night?
Marley: No, I did not see Florence AND the Machine last night. I did, however, see Florence+The Machine.
by MrPandaBear321 November 29, 2015
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Florence, SC not Italy. This place is not only home to some of the stupidest drivers on the planet but also some of the most notorious gangstas on the east coast sarcasm. Often referred to as "Flo-Town" and divided by rival school territories, West & South, this town probably has the most heated football games in the state, because what losing team shouldn't go out with a bang? literally. We have thugs, we have rednecks and we have old people. Over the span of 5 years we have managed to pull through with some top notch restaurants and are even looking forward to a hooters sometime soon *fingers crossed*! Sure, we're a small town with not much to offer aside from 2 theatres, fmu & a mall, but we do have 2 walmarts and that's all that matters. :)
"Hey! let's do something tonight... We'll flip a coin, heads the mall or tails the movies."

"Ayyy homie, we just got beat by west AGAIN. Lets shoot em up..."

"Let's head to Flo-town & go to walmart."

...only in florence, sc
by The Green Stain July 31, 2009
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