When you can feel the springs in the mattress being pushed to its limit by taking your sex game to the next level

The tig o bitties
The fun bags
The titties

When your dick is shriveled, red can’t get hard.

This term describes a man or tranny with a small soft dick. Another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the dick till he has a boner if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a boner, he will get gangbanged by four other guys.

When you're too drunk to get a boner so you've got to pork your girl with a frozen sausage instead.

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.

a cute amazing friend who loves having fun as well as having the worst of luck love you pops Xx