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Food that hit the floor and is eaten anyway. Usually reserved for pets and small children.
"dammit, I dropped my pizza."
"let it go man, the dog is eating it. It's "floor d'oeuvres" now."

"What does Johnny have in his mouth?"
"Aww nasty! It's a sandy piece of cheese. He's eating "floor d'oeuvres""
by Altrag April 15, 2014
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Dropped table food discovered by pets
Spot has grown rather fond of our current offerings of floor d'oeuvres.
by Dr Tortoise September 14, 2018
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