The foulest of all farts not involving shit stains in your pants, an underwater fart.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

A socially awkward dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."

They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.

They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.

The sometimes large flap of skin that hangs from one's neck. Can be stretched for maximum flooperage.

A dog having ears which flop over themselves. To flop these ears back and forth is called "flooping". A single flop is a "floop". Thus, if a dog has ears which may be flooped, it is a flooper.

Someone who neglects, either through intent or forgetfulness, to flush the toilet after pooping.

n. Someone who uses the music production software program created by Image-Line Software and is really good at it.