A cute little poodle or poodle mix. Any little fluffster is welcome to use this title. They are all adorable.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

A floofnoodle is a silly billy. It is an adjective to describe a dingle berry whom is a dumbo. Once known to describe a ferret, a floofnoodle could be a weird mix bred dog. Floofnoodle was originally founded by a monkey who shared this information with a duck who just wanted some grapes. They are just too chicken to ask the guy for something other then lemonade. It is also used to describe someone who is just dumb.

This is a ferret