When you're banging a girl and you pee inside her the piss rushes back out as though from a flooded and overflowing volcano
Friend 1: "Tonight I'm going to surprise Becky and flood the volcano. Will make a huge mess but totally worth it."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."
by BShaeffer September 21, 2018
Get the mug
Get a flood the volcano mug for your coworker Manafort.
A calcified mass in a person's intracranial space that is created from when a person jizzed a fuckton of fluids at the end of a blowjob.
Did you hear that Stacy is in the hospital? I heard that she got a flood tumor.
by eggsandpan November 30, 2018
Get the merch
Get the Flood tumor neck gaiter and mug.
Meaning you about to crack/joke on that person
I’m about to flood yo ugly ass Jit ohhh bihh I’m bout to flood yo ass
by TrapHouse Benjamin May 02, 2021
Get the mug
Get a flood yo ass mug for your mother-in-law Larisa.
Get drunk, offen a hypocrite that thinks drinking is healthier than smoking
Go flood your liver, cunt
by CNTFKD December 26, 2018
Get the merch
Get the flood your liver neck gaiter and mug.
When guys send you a Flood of dick pics.

Uninvited and unsolicited.
"Oh my God. Did you hear about Twanna? She got a divorce because of a dick flood. Her husband thought she was cheating."
by Meme Mourey January 06, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Dick flood mug for your mate Paul.
Having your facebook newsfeed flooded about updates of a particular event(s)
A: man, I got facebook flooded by all these NHL games.

B: orly? Mine's flooded with apps.
by idontknowwhatnametouse May 24, 2011
Get the mug
Get a Facebook Flood mug for your friend Sarah.