I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning
Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.
by J. Gallo November 01, 2020
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When your mutha fucken landlord doesnt listen to your mutha fucken requests about your mutha fucken washing machine being mutha fucken broken and now you got a mutha fucken flood.
My mutha fucken washing machine is broken and my mutha fucken landlord hasn't fixed it and now I have a mutha fucken flood.
by Mutha Fucken Jones April 08, 2021
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The food eaten when you have a flu.
Do you have a recipe book for floods?
Floods?
Yeah, flu foods
by Lucky_Icecube July 30, 2017
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(n.) a horrible annoying piece of shit caused by fay that gets in all of your friends' houses and destroys everything and makes alligators and fish in the street and makes it so you can't go to school, etc. In short, you just hate it; because you hate Fay and it is a by-product of Fay.

(adj.) Since the flood is hated so much, it is used as an adjective roughly equivalent to the British term "bloody" or "bleeding"
(n.) Damn that flood, there was an alligator in my nieghbor's car, and a fish in my bedroom-canal!

(adj.) You are a flooding idiot. You floody moron.
by Fay-Hater August 22, 2008
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When the girl is so horny she squirts everywhere in everything
The floods were so rapid
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when there's so many possible answers you do not know where to begin.
by Rooster j July 22, 2018
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elongated but reasonable attempts by the girl in a heterosexual swip-swap to negotiate common interests
where are you where am i i want to be in touch we are out of touch what if i get cancer tomorrow and i wont be able to trace your sweet facial features i am on my own the big girl is in texas and the little one in italy you feel so near and far and everything is fucked up and the world is either on fire or flooded and its heartbreaking and i am full of something i am not scared of anymore

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you know
by Laralotta August 09, 2021
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