An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.
"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."
by Darth Z. February 01, 2007
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A game made by Pam Beesly that requires two reams of paper that you tape to your feet race to the finish line.
"hey, Pam? You remember that game Flonkerton we played on the Olympics?" Creed: " I still have my medal from that."
by yrnvav May 04, 2018
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A sport with Icelandic roots, in which one must carry "paper snow shoes" on their feet to stomp their way to the finish line. It directly translates in Icelandic to: "box of paper snowshoe racing"
Phyllis won Flonkerton by using her superior Flonkerton skills to beat Kevin
by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 03, 2018
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