Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
Get the micro marrige neck gaiter and mug.
2
Friendliest Love of my Life

a friend of the opposite sex that people think your dating cuz your that close
we're not dating, she's my floml!
by home james August 30, 2008
Get the FLomL neck gaiter and mug.