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A flat chode. An offshoot of the chodal genus, the flode is even wider in girth and and shorter in height than it's tunacanesque cousin. It is also known by the abrasive term of 'pancake willy'. Very sexy.
Ever since that unfortunate incident with the meat tenderizer, our Zachary's already tunacan-shaped member has been flode-like in appearence.

Hah,that pancake totally looks like Albert's flode, dude!!
by Captain Innuendo. January 21, 2005
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a flode is a pencil like penile compostion (i.e. very long and not very thick cock)
'I didn't feel a thing, must have been a flode'
by Dougal Anderson February 04, 2006
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