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Flockjockalating- A person who lays around in bed or on the couch. They are not tired or sick. They're just laying around.
My wife is flockjockalating today.
by Ma ddi April 07, 2017
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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