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To fart, as with an air biscuit.
Person one: "What the fuck is that fucking smell?"
Person two: "Sorry dude, I totally had to float one..."

Optional: "I totally floated one..."
by Halitosis9000 October 31, 2007
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Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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