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(n): A synthetic substance, which posesses the ability to become whatever its user wishes it to be.
(v): The act of floaming someone or something, or oneself.
(v): The act of floaming someone or something, or oneself.
Yo, dat floam is off the gizzard, goawd!
Yo, you just dun did been dun floamed yoself..... to DEATH!!!
Yo, you just dun did been dun floamed yoself..... to DEATH!!!
by GIR January 31, 2004
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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that crappy synthetic "magical" substance, whenyou first saw the commercial in like second grade and was like HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS STUFF
commercial: "FLOAM IS AMAZING STICKS TO ANY SURFACE *insert little kid putting floam on any object; scooter, dinosaur, school project, white windowless van, yo pick it*
kid: MOM I NEED THIS
later...
*kid uses floam* "this stuff is shit
kid: MOM I NEED THIS
later...
*kid uses floam* "this stuff is shit
by (: (: :) :) February 12, 2011
5
Someone or something that appears like it could be lots of fun, but then sort of just disappoints or drys up.
He was some much fun while he was drunk, but when he was sober he was really boring. He just turned out to be a floam.
by Lark K Bloonie March 22, 2010