Rather than actually engaging in back and fourth penetration, a Mormon male will leave his penis in a Mormon female's vagina and just let it float there for an extended period of time. This is a very popular ritual practiced by millions of happy Mormon couples everywhere. Usually during this extreme act of closeness, the male and the female will talk about mundane things and scriptures they have read about in their place of worship. Its great bonding experience and doesn't effect their chances of getting into Heaven. This is the act of floating. Also referred to as the Provo Float. Sometimes confused with a Provo Soak.
Jacob Smith: What did you do this weekend Jonas?
Jonas Smith: I was floating with my honey.
Jacob Smith: Niiiiiiice.
Jonas Smith: I was floating with my honey.
Jacob Smith: Niiiiiiice.
by MoreMonHistory July 10, 2014
In poker:
to call a bet in position with a weak hand with the intention of taking the pot away from the opponent on a later betting round.
to call a bet in position with a weak hand with the intention of taking the pot away from the opponent on a later betting round.
by Atavachron July 28, 2010
The art of maintaining a passing grade throughout the course, consistantly doing little or no work. Best accomplished in room 237.
"I floated through Fewsters class, all we did was play games..."
or
"Man Im gonna fail! Help me!"
"Just float man...just float.. the only chance you have, is by floating."
or
"Man Im gonna fail! Help me!"
"Just float man...just float.. the only chance you have, is by floating."
by AdrianADRIANA D R I A N February 14, 2007
The term used when your extremely intoxicated or under the infuence of ecstacy and are wandering around with your friend(s)
by Urban Dictionary October 04, 2006
A large vehicle, usually propelled by an engine, used as a moving stage or mobile display in a parade.
In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.
In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.
In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.
In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.
The Dykes on Bikes lead the annual Poofters on Parade parade. Behind the Dykes roll 64 floats covered with mincing pouves, fluttering faerie queans, and swaggering butches.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
the term float first originated as a misspelling of fleet, in an Age of Conquerors game, however it very quickly caught on.
since then it became the way to express whether a water had good fish (good float) or bad fish (bad float), whether someone was not going water at all (p3 no float). on land maps it is used in place of 'win' and 'do well' and just as a general good luck slogan.
since then it became the way to express whether a water had good fish (good float) or bad fish (bad float), whether someone was not going water at all (p3 no float). on land maps it is used in place of 'win' and 'do well' and just as a general good luck slogan.
BuzZ_TheViper: p1 where u
BuzZ_TheViper: P1 WHERE U FLOAT
BuzZ_sletten: i die..
BuzZ_TheViper: man p1
BuzZ_TheViper: u sux
_Ares_: p1 no float...
BuzZ_TheViper: P1 WHERE U FLOAT
BuzZ_sletten: i die..
BuzZ_TheViper: man p1
BuzZ_TheViper: u sux
_Ares_: p1 no float...
by p1nofloat April 04, 2011
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