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A specific species of hoe, located in the southern state of Florida. They can be of any ethnicity, but the most common form is Caucasian. A flo hoe is usually very poorly dressed (as people in Florida don't have style), wearing a jean mini skirt, sneakers, and a tight t-shirt exposing their muffin tops. They also attend community college or a "university" in Florida, act very obnoxiously, and, above all, they throw their nasty selves at your man.
"Who is that creature yelling and screaming over there by the bar?"
"I don't see her... what's she wearing?"
"A light blue mini skirt, an ugly shirt, and her hair in a ponytail"
"Oh... it's gotta be some flo hoe"
"I don't see her... what's she wearing?"
"A light blue mini skirt, an ugly shirt, and her hair in a ponytail"
"Oh... it's gotta be some flo hoe"
by meowmix11 January 15, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A Flo Hoe is a very special type of hoe. These are the hoes of Florence, New Jersey. Typically found throughout the whole town but not limited to the Florence high school. Florence is known as Flo town, so the hoes in that town are Flo Hoes.
We went to a Florence home football game and there were about 50 Flo Hoes crowded by the locker room.
by Shinysaphyre March 20, 2016