Flis Pitman is not a real person - it is a state of mind. We've all had those days where you get home from work and you realise your day's still not done: maybe the cat's thrown up on your favourite balaclava; maybe your fish-tank burnt down. You just can't seem to catch a break.
Flis Pitman is a state of being. We've all Flis Pitman'd at some stage in our lives, and if you haven't Flis Pitman'd yet you'll probably Flis Pitman at some point in the future.
Well you're not alone friend, because I'll be right there with you - Flis Pitman-ing at your side.
Flis Pitman is a state of being. We've all Flis Pitman'd at some stage in our lives, and if you haven't Flis Pitman'd yet you'll probably Flis Pitman at some point in the future.
Well you're not alone friend, because I'll be right there with you - Flis Pitman-ing at your side.
So you call up your mates and you go out for a drink and you go absolutely Flis Pitman. You just do it. Someone gets hold of some cocaine and a length of garden hose and you find yourself saying fuck it - because life is boring, because you're a closet nutcase, because you wake up every morning and you look in the mirror and you think "ugh, why do I insist upon wearing these stupid balaclavas".
by SM Ripper May 12, 2020
Jim: Hey Bob, did you get the inventory updated?
Bob: Hells yeah my brotha, I floss and flied that bitch!
Bob: Hells yeah my brotha, I floss and flied that bitch!
by TJ517 February 04, 2010
by Mr. Boo #1 July 27, 2018
by Lolliepop420 April 14, 2019
It’s a slang in Florida they use it as a term as in like if your going to make a play then it’s cancelled then you can use the term that’s dead flies
by Florida jit December 23, 2020
A) A predetermined act on your opponent to test their attentiveness, knowledge and intelligence on a particular subject. A test of one's eyesight, subjecting a hypothesis to a test. An evaluative device or procedure in which an outcome of the opponents response is used for self gratification. Inaccurate verbalization or over-inflated claims are intended to 'see how it flies', meaning to see if they fall for it. It is contemplated in either written or verbal form.
WRITTEN:
1. "Jahinder's CV says she can type 200 words per minute with 99% accuracy, is that possible?"
2. RPL/RCC assessments require the performance information gathered and mapped against competency standards, to determine whether the information correlates. This is especially useful for someone who is already operating in the workplace at a particular level and wants to verify that they have the required skill and knowledge for an upgraded work position.
eg: When Jon was asked to conduct a Powerpoint presentation on 'Occupational Health & Safety', he failed to do so.
VERBAL:
1. "I swam 1.54.55 in the 200 meter butterfly two years ago, almost beat Michael Phelps at his own record of 1.54.58!"
2. Annie was disappointed to see that Tajdeed's penis wasn't really 12 inches, it was actually six inches. When she confronted Tajdeed about his exaggerated measurements, he blamed the six inch decrease on the cold weather and said that all men experience penis shrinkage in winter.
WRITTEN:
1. "Jahinder's CV says she can type 200 words per minute with 99% accuracy, is that possible?"
2. RPL/RCC assessments require the performance information gathered and mapped against competency standards, to determine whether the information correlates. This is especially useful for someone who is already operating in the workplace at a particular level and wants to verify that they have the required skill and knowledge for an upgraded work position.
eg: When Jon was asked to conduct a Powerpoint presentation on 'Occupational Health & Safety', he failed to do so.
VERBAL:
1. "I swam 1.54.55 in the 200 meter butterfly two years ago, almost beat Michael Phelps at his own record of 1.54.58!"
2. Annie was disappointed to see that Tajdeed's penis wasn't really 12 inches, it was actually six inches. When she confronted Tajdeed about his exaggerated measurements, he blamed the six inch decrease on the cold weather and said that all men experience penis shrinkage in winter.
Stace told Kyle that she paid $5000 for a 2015 Honda civic. When he went to congratulate her on the car, he noticed it was dodged up with a stolen engine and it didn't have an owners manual. When he told Stace, she became defensive (although she did know it was stolen) and redirected the conversation. "see how it flies' did not work for her on this particular occasion because he was motor vehicle enthusiast and had a vast knowledge about the car industry.
Stace couldn't pull the wool over Tajdeed's eyes, he proved to be smart, aware and socially articulate.
Stace couldn't pull the wool over Tajdeed's eyes, he proved to be smart, aware and socially articulate.
by Clever little smartypants January 16, 2018