the act of thrusting your hips in a forward motion and flipping your dong up and catching it between your legs. Usually done in a hockey or football locker room to show how cool you are, I mean come on, you can catch your shwang between your legs. Your awesome.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.