A awesome kid who lifts gets swole and parties like a frat boy who just found out he got a girl pregnant, his somers consist of hanging out with friends and doing dumb shit like packing hogs and going to the beach to get slammed
by Flexi @gmb_flex February 18, 2019
A super erect penis.. That is kind of smelly but has a few weird hairs and a few boils and pimples.. Its not a good thing.. It also bends to one side..
by TruthSayer3451 September 27, 2011
by yan the man February 16, 2015
Time taken by a person on flexible working hours, at the end of the day, to use the bathroom before going home, thus allowing them to add their toilet time to their Time Sheet as if they were actually working for that extra ten minutes.
Easy way to get additional holiday without actually doing additional work.
Easy way to get additional holiday without actually doing additional work.
6 flexi-shits = 1 hours lie-in one morning.
45 flexi-shits = 1 days flexi leave.
Counting my flexi-shit this evening, I can now have a half day holiday on Friday, yay!
45 flexi-shits = 1 days flexi leave.
Counting my flexi-shit this evening, I can now have a half day holiday on Friday, yay!
by LabMom January 21, 2010
1. Having ample muscle as to cause shirt to appear skin-tight
2. to cause jealousy among members of the same sex
2. to cause jealousy among members of the same sex
1. Goodness, looks like Big Flexy walkin there.
2. *spoken by male* Pfft. Look at that. I won't admit it, but he's Big Flexy.
2. *spoken by male* Pfft. Look at that. I won't admit it, but he's Big Flexy.
by Big Flexy April 03, 2003
"Babe I have never really been into morning sex but because you are so sexy in the morning, i really am now!" - "Oh baby you are such a good little flexi-shagger" AS 2018
by sage wolf August 13, 2018
A: Wait, you're going to a Hindu mass? I thought you were Evangelical?
B: Yea, I go to both - I'm a flexi-theist!
B: Yea, I go to both - I'm a flexi-theist!
by Shannning January 09, 2010