Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.
Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.
As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.
The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.
As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.
The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
My pubes were filled with raw sausage after I did the Jimmy Dean fleshlight last night but it was so lifelike I’m going to do it again tonight. The Kroger had it on sale BOGO.
by Imma Lickenit December 08, 2020
when a male/female sticks the opposite end of a fleshlight in their anus, and lets a male fuck the shit out of the fleshlight.
Tayer: Hey Zach wanna come over I got a new fleshlight!!!!
Zach: As long as you let me reverse fleshlight assfuck you!
Tayer: Okay!!!!!!!
Zach: As long as you let me reverse fleshlight assfuck you!
Tayer: Okay!!!!!!!
by ilovejizzzzzzum October 26, 2011
A woman.
Person 1:- Are you thinking of marrying your girlfriend, settling down and having kids?
Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.
Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.
by hyper_butt_sex March 16, 2013
There are a few Fleshlight cum-suckers who live with us in this pod, 'cause I went to use mine, and it was licked clean!
by USAF Cadet April 03, 2021
A poor mans Fleshlight is a pair of worn ladies panties that a man will wrap around his dick and masturbate with. The more used or "flavored" the panties, the better. Some men will use them more than once.
by Mister Mister February 27, 2016
Tim would always order three regular burritos, and then an extra filled with warm avocados and refried beans for the Mexican Fleshlight®, aka the kicker.
by papa wheelie January 26, 2015
A nigga ass italian fleshlight is just what it sounds like. First, you microwave two hot pockets for two and a half minutes and then you take a shit into one of them. You then give the other one to your homie/victim. Then, once he needs to shit, you strap him down and shove the other poopy hot pocket into his ass. You then, use that poopy hot pocket while it's inside of him, as a fleshlight. Thus, you have completed the "nigga ass italian fleshlight" maneuver.
Toni: Heyyy! I'm walking hereee
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*
by MinecraftBfandGf September 28, 2019