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Used to be a time when an online artist called FLenG was a pretentious asshole, out just to destroy forums with nonsensical wits and further degrading of the female gender. Ultimately age took a front seat and now the one knowns as FLenG most often times just lurk about boards such as EatPoo, ConceptArt, CGTalk Thedrawingboard and many others and yet still known by few of him artistical merits which are soon dissapearing. Also rumoured to be a close cousing of famed Star Wars designer Feng Zhu.
"Everytime i see a disabled person in a wheelchair whizzing near an escalator or staircase, the thought of pushing them down it is almost unbearable..."
by The evil bastard December 18, 2004
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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