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A woman with no discernable breasts.
Wow, from the neck down that chick looks like a dude, what a flattie.
by Big Douchebag May 01, 2009
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The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.
by shrimphead February 28, 2009
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the worst type of fat chick. (fat AND no boobs)
"Check out that flattie, shes just your size Brady."
by CORE LansingMi August 31, 2008
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A breast cancer survivor that chooses to stay flat and not to have reconstruction
She went to the Flattie’s ball with others that also chose to stay flat and not have anymore surgeries after their double mastectomy
by Lsears July 27, 2020
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Slang name for someone who believes that Earth is flat, i.e., not spheroid.
Dude, did you just call me a flattie? You just flat-shamed me!
Yeah, I'm a flattie and proud of it, you globetard.
by Spellking August 24, 2017
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Urban Males That Wear Flat Brimmed Hat's. Generally seen alot in the melbourne and newcastle. Sydney consists of a crew called FLATTIEEE. Also known as ARKMUS.
Flattie Hat, Arkmus, Flat Brimmed Hat
by HardstylePunk April 16, 2008
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A girl with a flat chest.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A TRAP
She says she's a girl, but we all know she likes it in the butt so we ain't sure.
Josh - Hey, do you like Veronica
Aaron - Lol yeah shes cute.

Josh - Not you-you fucking fag.
Drake - Me?
Josh - Yeah.
Drake - Bitch, NO!
Josh - Why?
Drake - She's a fucking flattie lmao.
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by Its Okay To Be Gay By The Way November 04, 2018
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