Urban Dictionary: flatness

Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."

Martha look at all these flat stackables. I'm a gunna buy me a right nice double wide trailer. -jeb

by woody May 25, 2003

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017

A flattened boy fluttering in the wind on a string being lead along

Russel Hantz is the greatest flat stanley of allllll time

by thenavneet January 03, 2018

a boy who looks undernourished, he also has a specific fashion: graphic tees, flannels, extra baggy jeans ( because they are skinny).

by dontbesensitive December 01, 2019

To tuck in or lay flat an errant tag on a piece of clothing worn by another.

Bill raised his glass of beer and told his buddies, "It was a good day - I flat tagged Susan at work!"

by Boston Literary January 01, 2016

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .

Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay

by Lonzo Lavar April 22, 2018