When something is so false, that you cannot describe it any other way.
"Did you hear what Jimmy Long-Pants said about my mom? That was a flat-out fucking lie."
by Jimmy Long-Pants October 14, 2017
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What your balls feel like after being squished in by a seat for an extended periord of time.
After a 90 minute ride into the city, Ian's cajones were more flat packed than a pre-delivered Billy bookshelf.
by the original imac March 16, 2010
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A person who carries a pack of cigarettes in their back pocket all day long. Resulting in a FlatPack.
Joe, I could smoke a cigarette if you weren't such a flat packer.
by Angie Says So June 05, 2015
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Flat pack idiot: someone who has very little common sense or engineering skills. Therefore making them completely incapable of following the basic instructions typically which come with flat pack furniture
F*ck me Dave, you are a right "Flat Pack Idiot", have you not finished that bookcase yet!
by World of Pain October 12, 2011
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Commonly used towards Swedish boys as an attempt of dis-hearten them or bully.
by Eva_smith_ November 08, 2018
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A collection of words you use when your friends ask you to give them something to rap about. Guaranteed to stump them under almost any circumstance.
Friend- Hey bro, Give me something to rap about
You- Flatt Paddywack
Friend- The fuck is a Flat Paddywack?
You- Nice rap bruh
by Grandma_Muskrat February 15, 2016
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Androgenous. Sexless. Bland. Warped. Dull. Lifeless. Disapointed.
Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"
by SofleekSativa July 14, 2015
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