1. (n) A period after quitting masturbation/porn addiction when libido is severely decreased, orgasms are hard to reach and erectile dysfunction is observed in men. Often anxiety-inducing and a common reason to fall back into habitual porn consumption (as a "test" to see if the body still responds). Total duration can vary from a couple of days to over a month; however, they typically go away with time.
2. (v) To experience a flatline.
2. (v) To experience a flatline.
1. Curses! I just got a booty call from Ann, but I'm in the middle of a flatline, what if I can't perform?
2. "Why didn't you come over to my apartment last night?" "I'd have loved to, but I'm trying to abstain from sexual stimulation and now I'm flatlining." "What, and your fingers fell of as well?"
2. "Why didn't you come over to my apartment last night?" "I'd have loved to, but I'm trying to abstain from sexual stimulation and now I'm flatlining." "What, and your fingers fell of as well?"
by willmst July 27, 2014
1. dead(from the flat line on the heart monitor of the patient when there is no heart activity, meaning that they have died or their heart has stopped)
2. to die
by The Return of Light Joker February 03, 2009
"if you ever bring up my ex's name around my current squeeze again.....so help me dude, I WILL flatline you!"
"I heard one of the perps got flatlined by the cops at that liquor store robbery last night."
"I heard one of the perps got flatlined by the cops at that liquor store robbery last night."
by Hipster November 18, 2006
brain dead, stupid , celebrally challenged, Stems from the flat line response of a dead person from ECG machine.
by Socrates September 15, 2003
A monotonous, expressionless person, lacking any enthusiasm or emotion. The term comes from hospital lingo, where a patient is said to flatline when a continuous straight line is displayed on their heart monitor, indicating death.
by Der Golem February 07, 2010
Dave: I had sex with HER???
Carlos: Yeah bro, you totally flatlined and you did it hahaaa.
Dave: Damn bro, why'd you have to tell me that??
Carlos: Cause now you gotta buy her birth control pills.
Carlos: Yeah bro, you totally flatlined and you did it hahaaa.
Dave: Damn bro, why'd you have to tell me that??
Carlos: Cause now you gotta buy her birth control pills.
by blahblahhblahhh March 12, 2010