A flat chisel is when you get really horny so you go to a local blacksmith shop and talk dirty to the blacksmith and you watch closely until he gets a boner then you all of a sudden knock him out cold then break everything in the shop and mess everything up then you pour 100 degree water on him to burn his face to where he looks like Freddy Kruger and he wakes up so mad but lowkey still horny and quickly get naked before he gets up and put your penis on a table and he will get up and pick up an anvil and drop it on your cock creating a “flat chisel” then when you are held down by your cock he will start making out with you.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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