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When a group of retards suddenly appear, do stupid and retarded stuff, and disappear.
The cops saw the video some flash tards posted on you tube, and most of them have been busted for vandalism.
by wjc December 29, 2011
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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one who insists that the Apple iPad's lack of support for Adobe Flash dooms it to failure.
I just heard a guy say he won't even consider an iPad because it lacks Flash support. What a Flashtard!
by Observer1970 April 04, 2010
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A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.

My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.
Watch out for the flash tard, his blinker has been on for a few miles, he is probably drunk.
by Mikkster78 September 10, 2011
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Ostentacious guy or gal who constantly demands attention by shouting, saying, doing, and otherwise being flashy and retarded at the same time.
Flashtard: Look at this! Watch me do this ridiculous thing!
Person 1: What a flashtard?!
by Zach Henkel June 04, 2008
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