she wasn't allowed to go flarping with her friends because her moirail thought it was far too dangerous
by kittenaya February 25, 2013
Noun. A musical toy, also known as 'noise putty.' The noise coming from the toy 'flarp.' The best toy in the world. Makes fart like noises causing one to laugh continuously. If placed on a wooden surface, it sounds like farting on wooden chair.
Natalie cannot stop playing with the flarp. Carla cannot stop laughing about the flarp. The entire second floor can hear the flarp coming from room 212.
by Heather, Natalie, and Carla January 08, 2006
by poopie head November 21, 2012
The act of utilizing Flarp around a public location, such as a store or supermarket. The sound that Flarp makes can be performed numerous ways, very creative ways, in order to confuse any pedestrian. Flarping is a soon-to-be art form that includes three crucial pieces: the sound, the execution of the act, and the response/reaction of the victim.
Mike: "Hey Hunt, what are you doing this weekend?"
Hunt: "I'm going flarping with the guys. wanna come with us?"
Mike: "Fuck yea! I was hoping you would ask! This means a lot to me bro!"
Hunt: "I'm going flarping with the guys. wanna come with us?"
Mike: "Fuck yea! I was hoping you would ask! This means a lot to me bro!"
by Gogs Mena March 31, 2008
In music, a note that is so completely wrong or out-of-tune that it is impossible to determine whether it is flat or sharp.
by Mara the Obscure March 09, 2005
by Stinky cheese lover March 31, 2020