when someone with a very bright dong flashes someone else and they are temporarily blinded.

When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.

A sudden and fierce outburst of laughter.

It is the equivalent to a male boner but is used to refer to a female having a bonar. For slang it is referred to as having a FU.

said when someone says something that could never happen, something stupid, or something obvious

when you take a shit and it has chunks of corn in it.

The Flare Fighter Jenny, aka Jenny, is the nicest person you will ever meet. She is so sweet and kind to everyone around her. She constantly serves others and is very selfless. Everyone wants to be friends with her. She is very accepting. You can always talk to her if you need something or just want someone to talk to.