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Also spelled "phlarb"

An old insult used to describe an often uncool, perverted person who enjoys sniffing biycyle seats.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that weird guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah, dude. He's such a flarb
by just_me21 May 31, 2009
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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Flarb is verb used to describe going to a petstore, buying each and every dog in there, and starting a new life with all the dogs.
"Bro, we're wanted by the government we gotta flarb."
by Joseph Stalin9622 April 29, 2021
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fold of skin on a skinny persons tummy when the scrunch up and say they have jelly rolls and think theyre fat.
"oh my gosh, alyssa's has nothing but flarb!"
by katkatkatdriem July 10, 2008
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Baby barf; any substance or object which a baby regurgitates.
Gross! Leanne's baby just got flarb all over my shirt.
by atarke December 12, 2008
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A person that passes gas in while sitting in the bathtub, and then bites the bubbles.
That dudes just a flarb
by MikeScag November 06, 2007
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Used in place of Fuck. Can also be used for other profanities.
"I just flarbed this hot chick at the motel!"

"What the flarb!?"

"The flarbing garbage man's flarbing late again!"
by Alex Ivey March 08, 2004
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