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Flat baptism. A party to celebrate the mass baptism of an entire flat group of students.
"Wow, Jimmy's flaptism sure was a heap of fun the other night!"
by jimsparty January 27, 2014
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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