replacement piece of cloth for old-time thermal underwear poo-holes (buttoned flap on back for easy anal access)

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

When a couple is taking one off to better themselves and discover their own lives before reuniting as one.

Flapperdoodle- A very loose vagina. Sometimes sluts have these and most escorts.Usually Flapperdoodles are moldy brown.

When your finger nail is split in half