a teacher/man who looks exactly like ned flanders and likes young girls
Evan: dude check out that flanders!
Mike: i know that cock was checking out my woman yesturday!
by katy4662 May 02, 2008
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That annoying guy, that needs to learn to shut up at certain points.
Flanders: "haha, i raped your sister too"

Response: "Stupid Flanders"
by D. Heaton November 02, 2007
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Doctrine based on Ned Flanders' ideas, very similar to political correctness, where an individual or a collective tries to impose his own self-censorship and ideals on the rest of society. This is especially visible in the case of certain lobbies like those of the homosexuals, feminists, pro-life activists, anti-racism organizations, and certain charities.
A recent example of flanderism is the supression of all terms considered offensive or homophobic by Gay Gollective, from Google Translator.
by Deckard508 January 31, 2015
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Name of a street in Portland Oregon that the poular Simpsons character "Nell Flanders" is named after. Other Potland references include "Roger Meyers", Herbert Powell, Mayor Quimby, Bob Terwilliger etc etc
See: http://www.snpp.com/guides/whoiswho.html
by Diacetylmorphine June 08, 2005
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A flander is a tiny cat for your dog to keep it company while your out on a walk. There is no smaller pet for your flander. They don't make cats that small.
- My dog gets really unhappy when I leave for work, so he breaks things.

- Well, have you tried getting him a flander?
by JALSJ April 07, 2011
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A wonderful, magical invisible octopus that is orange with purple spots. Flanders are often eaten by goats and turned into invisible goat turds which are strewn all over sidewalks. They are also the targets of multiple sad attempts at songwriting by deranged peoples that have nothing better to do with their lives YAY!
If I had a Flanders, I'd hug it and squeeze it and love it and name it George.

Damn, those Flanders sure are tight!
by mooogan August 30, 2004
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