When penetrating a female from behind, one simply douses her ass in lighter fluid and ignites it. Then proceed to scratch at the flames violently in an effort to (a) put out the flames and (b) imitate an enraged badger.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.